And after I, the well-muscled yet spineless man that I am, was found to have ordered my staff to read Ayn Rand's homage to capitalism, 'Atlas Shrugged,' and I openly referred to the middle-class as 'takers' and the oligarchs as 'makers,' I said I wasn't aware of who Rand was and I denied the story. I was lying then, too.

Sorry. Lying just seems to come naturally to me.

Trust me.