Blame Canada [credit South Park]

Time's have changed

Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada, blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes

And flappin' heads so full of lies

Blame Canada, blame Canada

We need to form a full assault

It's Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Well, blame Canada, blame Canada

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Blame Canada, blame Canada

There not even a real country anyway

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no

Blame Canada, blame Canada

With all their hockey hubbabaloo

And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada, shame on Canada

The smut we must stop, the trash we must smash

Laughter and fun must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before someone thinks of blaming us