Ringo Starr had the best reply. I often use it myself. In the movie, ‘Help,’ a ring got stuck on his finger which was a ceremonial ring requiring the wearer to be sacrificed to the god of a foreign religion. The plot was to capture Ringo and sacrifice him. When he was approached for his acquiescence, Ringo calmly said to the woman, “I don’t subscribe to your religion.”

BOOM!