You are certainly not the first, nor the last to obsess over the perfection of the male form in the quadrennial Olympics. I’m sure you need not be reminded that the ancient Greek men competed in their Olympics in the nude; women banned even from attendance. Oh, to live in the age of Pericles.

To me, the summer Olympics are a bone-nanza of men’s gymnastics, men’s swimming, men’s diving, men’s track & field, men’s wrestling, men’s, men’s, men’s. The Summer Olympics are a gold, silver and bronze trifecta of the world’s finest men, showing off their finest assets!